i'm sitting here in front of my lap top surfing while sniffing this fishy odor of selfishness accumulating in the cyber world i'm in . let me ask you how conceited and self-centered we are . especially bloggers . why wouldn't you agree ?
take bloggers as an example . there are more and more random bloggers emerging out from all over the place lately . almost everyone who owns a Friendster account owns a blog already . i hesitate to go far , so i will just talk about Malaysian / Singaporean bloggers .
i don't care ; we are both the same in my eyes ; except for your currency . no one cares if you are from an island , proud to have land shortage , or have produced phua chu kang .
The FACT Is ! :
You "read" My blog ? I "read" Your blog . | You don't view Me ? Why should I ?!
just ask yourself . do You really read ? OR do You just browse through ? Cuz BlogLog doesn't tell all this crap ! ; all it does is just prove who DROPS by Your page ~!
You left Me a COMMENT ?! Ok , I leave You a comment . | You didn't this time ? I AM lazy too .
it is either you have a VERY good blog , you have something SPECIAL that others CAN'T provide in THEIR blog , or you PUBLICIZE your own blog by applying the ABOVE concept to promote your online diary .
-thank God i realized this . from now on , i will never go around reading selfish and individualistic blogger's blog(s) anymore . its SUCH a waste of time .
this is why it is a WASTE Of TIME .
i was so free one day all i did was browsing through some blogs from my Chili Padies list and also from my BlogLog . most of them had 2 to 5 comments . some have none . two out of ten would have 12 to 20+ comments .
i tried my best to read every word of those entries with 0 comments . don't ask if its because i was being emphatic ; i did that because i believed there MUST be something interesting in these chaste and untouched virgin blogs . sadly , to most of them , i find them rather stale and defunct or monotonous and banausic they feel so tedious .
# 1 . its ALWAYS about food . food EVERYWHERE !
its repetitious , humdrum , and soporific . scared no food to eat outside is it ? must see from the screen ?
it is OK if you are a food lover ; traveling and searching for populous delicacies from all over the world , famous but hidden restaurants , or even roadside stalls at some rural areas in Malaysia itself , but what is this ?! i see people posting up pictures of bak ku teh , belacan kangkung , sweet and sour pork , all from hawker stalls !!! c'mmon , practice stretching your eye lids bigger and think out of the box ! we see that almost everyday , do we need to see it again from your blog ???
i don't think i have to give any examples here as there are TOO many of them and that would mean i am not being fair .
# 2. second comes people who are really bad at drawing but are comic drawers wannabes .
these people draw very , very , bad and ugly drawings with lousy metaphors and/or theories . you see scribblings like a 6 year old or the better ones would be stick people that were drew in markedly straight lines , but that doesn't prove that you have a better blog !
here are 2 blog examples which you most probably have heard of which i consider good comic blogs :
jasonphoon - this guy's comic is short , simple , neat and clean ; he makes you think AND laugh , not just read and hee-haw your ass off .
bitterstickgirl - bitterstickgirl is a Singaporean blogger who ALSO has simple but , mind provoking comics . no words . user friendly . you just simply relate to it .
you can have very beautiful comic drawings , but if you have 0 theory , you might as well just go paint portraits and landscapes .
# 3. bloggers who loves to conteng their pictures . =.= "
OI ~ ! What IS Wrong With YOU ???!!!
Alright , it absolutely works marvelously if it DOES turn out humorous , but if you keep doing it too much , with cluttered contengan of a 4 year old all over the place ... IMAGINE how would that look !?!?
forgiven . perhaps you used up too much time learning how to draw using Paint anything you scribbled you think it's pretty .
# 4. next - people who try SOOO hard to make their blog funny ; WHEN ITS NOT , AND JUST SADLY CAN'T BE ! ! !
inappropriate words that would never be friends when put together are forced to be "married" and "be happy" . *if you know what THAT means~*
i came across this blogger who loves making sentences like :
" ... My pretty and cute girlfriend is sweeping the floor while i am writing this blog and suddenly , she screamed ! I was so shocked and turned around to look at her to see what happened . Actually the broom accidentally stuck into her ass . HAHAHA !!! "
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Ok , maybe you find this funny . but isnt it rather obvious that he is a try-hard comedic blogger wannabe ??? at least i think so ~ correct me if i'm wrong .
# 5. lastly : vain cam whore bloggers who desperately want to show off to the world how beautiful they think they are , and how glamorously they live their life .
i admit i fall into this category , and i can't never get out of it , because this is me . -___-"
HOWEVER , i am DEFINITELY NOT the only one here . (:
if you look at my Chili Padies list , you will find most of them are chio bu (ssss) like me too ! and to the most of us , we just love sussing out pretty girls to see who is the "fairest one of all" .
you know , blogs from people like this are usually highly appreciated and admired by guys and girls alike IF you really are pretty or AT LEAST have the look to be such a lady blogger . but i've seen some really , really omfg appalling , misshape betinas who tries so hard to be one of us . @.@ i can really understand if they are 16 or 18 ~ no one cares really . but some ...
- too young , but wanna act 25
- don't know how to put make up , but still want to put , thus look like a cake face auntie
- fat pork chop , but still wear tight clothes
- very ugly , but still do cute poses
- cam whore at places like 15 cm into the cupboard (no light) OR a terrace house living room backdrop with Chinese New Year decorations that aged over twenty years already ~
i am not an excellent blogger myself , and i admit my flaws . critique all you can , this is your chance to get back at me if you disagree with what i post this time .
but THIS is what i call : AWARENESS .
below is what my MSN personal message sounds like today :
Brilliance + Ego = Stupidity ; When the Stupid can't even see s/he is Stupid , that's even WORST .
Get that ??? (:
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