Thursday, May 7, 2009

The Last 'P'.

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PPKTP
is BACK for the very last time; and it is BACK with FURY~!


Today's story is about
Perak. What's famous in Perak?

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The
tauge ayam kuetiau.

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I like it. I think it is very
sedap. Everything is, including the meatballs. (=


That, I think everyone knows. However, there's
ANOTHER important thing you MUST buy when you're there.

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Ayam Garam / Salted Chicken.

This stall is situated very near the Ayam Kuetiau place. You can't miss the brightly painted red building.

HOWEVER, there is ANOTHER shop selling salted chicken too, but this one is crappy, erroneous, deleterious, and just so fucking unacceptable for
this man,,,

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To sell chickens.


He talked like he is
so wise. He lied like he never did this life. He laughed like an ass. And he sold us two RAW chickens.

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Hello?! KUCKO-DOODLE-DOO!!

Steam this
bird for 15 minutes and it is COOKED??? Ready to be eaten?! CRAP!!! I don't know if you ever cooked before guys, or perhaps tried steaming but poultry doesn't cook that easily. Especially when it is in a WHOLE like THIS with its blood still oozing out!

At first, we thought what he meant was steam to heat them up; but apparently he just sells
raw chickens to outstation customers (like us) because he is mere LAZY! Just want to earn money. Whore!!

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Who sells
MARINATED SALTED CHICKEN for the PRICE of a REAL SALTED CHICKEN?!

Hello??? How would you feel if you spent money buying 5 chickens back for your Ama and Aunties; just for them to realize that they are all dead birds?! What kind of gift is this?? Even the chickens brought
for the dead or Cheng Beng, should be cooked, okayyy~!

Mou Ngan Tai.


Anyone wants to buy Salted Chicken, just
go to the RED building. I don't tolerate nonsenses that are NOT on my side regarding this case. It's either you're with me, or you go buy 10 chickens from him the next time you're at Perak. I'll see if you'll do that. =P

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p/s: If this is a picture of an angel, can you imagine the Devil?! Cause I'm going to the LG Launch Blogger Party tomorrow at 8 as a Red Devil! *muahahaha~ Can't you sense this post is intoxicated with all that cursing towards the Bapak Ayam? lol...