Guess what Jade Z saw when she drove to work today.
i WAS smiling, until.....
i saw a dead dog outside my aunt's house!!!
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I used to wonder if dogs has FEELINGS (as in human feelings) or if (let's say) the color PINK affects their mood for example, and finally today, I have an answer.
Look at his friends' facial expressions.
Usually, these dogs would bark at me like hell every night when i park Candy beside my neighbor's house. But today they looked extremely gloomy. i swear i winded down my window to take a picture of their mournful faces, and they did not react at all!
So sad. i really like dogs, but i HATE cats.
i hate cats!
I Hate Cats!!
I HATE CATS!!!
They are sly. cunning. lazy. and a hypocrite. Just like..... *i wish i can say her name here*. Whoever can guess it right, i give you my pink car and start driving Latio 1.8.
Whenever i am eating at an outdoor Chinese restaurant, i feel like throwing boiling water provided to rinse the tea cups at the cat INSTEAD, so it dies like this! :
Or whenever i am walking in my heels somewhere at night, and this BLACK cat glared at me semacam with its green eyes, i feel like CRUSHING its bones till it dies like this! :
i HATE cats. Say whatever you want.
i even met a cat that barked at Australia. I'M SURE IT'S A CATTT! It
- hid,
- meow-ed,
- pounced at me,
- snared.
- attacked,
- barked,
- and chased me for 15 minutes
i bet this cat is a murderer past life.
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