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2009-07-16T01:13:00.003+08:00

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Like a Princess.

2009-07-13T14:57:00.001+08:00

yesterday, someone named Someone told me to "think classy", or to "be like a princess". i understood Someone's point, but it took me a while to picture what Someone expected from me.

the first image that came to my head was all these korean drama princesses loaded with fucking heavy atrocious laces, walking around kik kok-kik kok in their heels, wearing make-up at home for wallpapers to see. but i suppose, that was not what Someone meant.

perhaps being a prince in korea is worse. i mean, look at them!!

coming from a (very, i emphasize VERY) small town, in johor, i grew up with barbies and toy cookeries; but there was more to that.

there was the cycling & bleeding, the stealing jasmine flowers & frying them on milo lids, the rubber game (we called it zero singapore for god knows why), throwing rocks into the hamsap ustaz's window who rubbed his fingers on 10 years old muslim girls' pussies while preaching about 'agama'...

those are not princessy deeds, are they?

this was when it started - the cycling thing. but with lipstick on. SEE?!

no one is BORN a princess. a princess must be TRAINED to be a princess. and she has to WANT to be a fucking princess. most city girls ARE princesses and though i now live in the CITY, but my home is still the jungle. that's where i came from.

when i was in my teens, i cursed a lot. hello, we are Johorians. mostly hokkiens. i'm not saying ALL hokkien johorians curse, but i was one who grew up listening to kanina, lin lao hia, linbu, linkun, lan jiao tua, chao cibai... everyday. i said, every. day. in school. i was the only chinese girl in class with 10 other chinese boys; what do u expect?

a princess today?

after spm, i went for national service. i marched hell lot. when i was in high school, i taught marching. i'm amazed at myself that i can still walk in heels today. but hey, even so, i don't let the heels control me! i wear them to feel sexy, but i kick them off bloody heels when i feel pain. princesses can't do that! but i suppose again, that this was not Someone meant either.

so what did Someone mean?

in college & uni, i was in a performing arts course - acting. u learned to express yourself. every feeling that you experience, you feel, you remember them. you keep them deep inside you so when you're onstage, you have your bank of 'savings'.

that's how i can shake off a laugh and cry in 17 seconds (fastest record so far) when my character needs to. we students, were trained that way, and that skill, be it a good or bad one, has been implanted in me.

what do people usually mean, when they say a girl is 'so princessy'. demanding, i suppose? i am. a drama queen. and as i say this, i am not proud of it. i'm not celebrating it. but i am embracing myself (you should because in the end of the day, only you would) because i understand myself so well about where i am coming from. and i despise anyone who is my friend, but is actually secretly hoping for a change in me.

i can be very demanding. dead if you are my boyfriend. but only if you are an unromantic boyfriend. so does that mean i have a 'princess' attitude? be i a princess or not, why is this even a matter. huh? why.

you either like it, take it, or leave a princess. a princess doesn't go to you. and that doesn't mean a normal girl can't do that as well.

Kenny once said that i am a failed princess. i totally agree. i never found the words to describe myself, until he put those two words together.

screaming like a to-be-slaughtered chicken? - FAILED.

so what in your opinion did Someone mean? i don't know. maybe if Someone were to judge this picture, Someone would say i should've screamed with my mouth close!

i won't deny that i love to be like a princess. after all, i am a girl and i enjoy dressing up in nice fabrics & heels, putting on lip gloss & shuttering those lashes...

dreaming of prince charming on my 'princess' bed?

but deep inside, i do believe that your childhood shapes who you are today. they are qualities - i have mine, and you have yours. you can't deny them or act like you don't know them. for those who doesn't have any, too bad because you only live once and you can't turn back time to be a kid again.

but if anyone, anyone, tells you to change (not a bad habit but) a quality in you, don't ever do it.

trust me, there are so many people out there, and there will be Someone who appreciates you for who you are, be you a princess or a fake princess like Cinderella.

1943

2009-07-11T11:42:00.001+08:00

I think you'll love this post. Cuz I do, and it's all about Shanghai, baybeh. All about Shanghai. For the past few entries it has been about China, and I even when I was there, I was DYING to reach Shanghai. I'm not saying HangZhou, Suzhou, or WuXi wasn't fun, but Shang is THE Hai! :D

Continuing from our 5 stars hotel, here is where we had our breakfast.

Paus and hams were the highlights. I had been eating so much for the past 4 days in China it is not funny.

After breakfast, we headed to a pearl factory. Here is where dad bought me something fit for a princess. ^^

This picture is made out of pearls and only pearls. Only the frame is made out of wood.

Ever wondered where pearls came from?

Grotesque, I know~

But lOOk!

How they do it.

These are REAAAAALLLL pearls, man.

Everyone wanted to buy pearls for ama, but ama was kinda blurred out. lol

Choosing THE right pearl necklace wasn't easy.

China is famous for two types of pearls - the gold pearl and the purple pearl. In those days, only the Emperor could wear the gold ones. But today,,, heck it!

My dad got me a GOLD PEARL! =P

Deformed pearls were grounded and made into powder. Mum bought me a packet of this. You can either add a bit of this into your drinks, or use it as a facial mask. It is VERY, VERY cooling and effective. My grandma uses this since forever~ I lurve it! ;D

For those who likes dogs, I saw this handsome beast outside the factory.

Next, is a teapot factory. Sorry guys, not Shanghai YET. Right after this:

Huge ass teapots.. I could probably fit 20 heads in there!

China's most honorable teapot makers and their famous teapots.

Not made out of normal clay, but these wonderful naturally coloured stones after they were polished.

After lunch, it was time to say goodbye to our tour guide from Wu Xi.

Who was so sweet; he gave us this pair of clay dolls each. Awww~

Now it's time to board the bus and head off to Shanghai~!

Draw the blinds, it is time for nap nap!!

AlooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooHA!

wOO hOO~! Check out the gust of wind, man! It's not caused by nature, but blown as a swarm of people walked by.

That's the angle you need so you don't look like concrete buildings empowered you.

Even ama wants to stand up straight and tall~ ^^

Let's see... How many people here do you think might potentially have swine flu?

Bought a summer dress for about 35 bucks along this Nan Jing street. DAMN CHEAP!!

However, I'm not here to blog about fashion in Shanghai. Surprisingly, I thought that would be the case, but no! It is the FOOD.

I'm NOT kidding you.

Enough of the traveling and shopping, dinner was at Hong Zi Chicken.

What's special about this place is the chicken, of course...

The black piece is the head.

And also, the waiters!!!!!

Check out this video.

Apparently, they all have to be trained like that to work there BECAUSE.....

Look. At. The. VARIETY. Of. Dishes. They. OFFER!!! =D... *drools*

It's not shopping for groceries, it's shopping for DISHES!!! :O

The following is not for the faint hearted:

Look at my face and tell me what is it I'm seeing.

They are sea intestines. EWWW!!! Don't you think they look like @#$%s?! FML.

See your 40 years old virgin aunt eating this over the dining table and watch her orgasm.

This is one way you could cook it. For her...

One of those things that freaks my balls out ( IF I have em'), but still enjoy eating so much.

Crocodile meat. You know the term 'when the buying stops, the killing stops'? It sounds about correct, but seriously come think about it. How can you stop the buying amongst 6.7682 billion people? So what you could do is,,,

Burn the consumers imaginary pocket before they can even think about it.

Dad and I were busy noticing the weird, peculiar stuff around us; like the above, while mum, as motherly as ever, didn't seem to be bothered by any of em' at all! Maybe I should learn how to be more lady-like like her. She, on the other hand, observed how the chefs in China made Roti Canai!

Roti Canai Pisang.

Roti Canai is served in BIG restaurants in China, made by the hands of professional CHEFS.

In Malaysia, we eat them at mamak stalls while thirsty mosquitoes suck our high cholestrol blood.

If I were a piece of Roti Canai, I would choose to live in China. I would then be served on a golden plate like this! Oh and mind you, they don't look this ugly --- this plate is only the sides of the roti given FREE to mum and I because the chef thought we were SO JAKUN we've never seen such pastry! LOL~ Padahal, we were just too amazed to see how come this thing exists in China. But thanks, chefo.

One hasn't experienced Shanghai if s/he hasn't witnessed the beauty of this metropolitan city at night.

Why do you think people add the word 'Ye' (night) before the name 'Shanghai'?

There was a Chow Yun Fatt movie shot in this row of hotels if I'm not mistaken. Some kinda famous movie.. But I'm not really interested in Chinese films so...

Heading to Wai Nan Tunnel.

It is truly amaazzzinggg. You guys must watch this video of it.

You'll hear a lot of jakun uu-ee-aa noises from mostly me, my apologies. HA HA HA!!!

On the way to Jin Mao Tower, we saw a few grandeur architecture pencakar langits:

Jin Mao Tower has 88 Levels, and now we are going to the 88TH level!! (you know why is it a big deal? cuz for example, the Twin Towers might have more levels, but you can't actually go till the highest floor. however, in Jin Mao tower you can!)

The red dot signifies which level you're at. It takes approximately only 45 seconds to reach the top.

Our tour guide chose to take us to Jin Mao instead of this tower, because only then can we see the beauty of it from where we were.

Looks like this is the last picture I took with my short hair. ^^

Inspired by bamboo, this hotel was built.

Oh I bumped into Jackie Chan and I pulled him away from the kids!!! If only that was real.

Our timing was excellent as we didn't have to queue when we entered, but when we exited, apparently the queue ended where the bus stopped! Alhamdullilah....

Back to the hotel, brother and I was super happy. Not because of the modern design:

Not a fan of fluorescent lights..

But the alarm clock slash iPod speakers rocks! :DDDDD

Sadly, I didn't get to enjoy that facility. However, it was a good thing that we stayed there for 2 nights.

Why I didn't get to jump on my bed to Lady Gaga's Poker Face with Eu was because of this. So I guess it is not a bad thing after all..... <3>

WuXi is so Memorable

2009-07-09T13:55:00.000+08:00

Four places to cover today - Han Shan Temple, the Silk Factory, Jin Ji Lake (SuZhou) and the Gigantic Ling Shan Buddha (WuXi).

Let's start with Han Shan Temple.

It was pretty crowded that day... SWINE GOWAY~!

Reads Han Shan.

It's like a painted picture!

Want to send an SMS to God? Get a red stripe.

A poem about nature and knowledge our tour guide recited to us in a glamorous way.

This Japanese couple is old and mean. I swear by the moon they are. Mum and brother were almost there at the hottest picture spot of the temple, and I thought Japanese were famous for they courtesy(!), but perhaps this couple managed to stir up my ancestors hatred towards the Japs in me - I don't know how, but they somehow managed to rudely push mum and Eu away. WTF!?

Enough of the venting, you have to pay to go into the temple.

Temple's narrow, narrow, entrance.

I wonder how this Buddha gets a 'peace' of mind when every tourists who paid were suppose to knock this bell three times each.

It's quite heavy. The first time Eu and I knocked this giant bell, the chime sounded like a whisper.

Dad got me a maple leave and asked me to put it in the book I was reading. He said to check on it again yearssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss later. I wonder what would happen. Hmm~

Next stop was where I got my best buy of my favourite item. The Silk Factory.

Mill, whatever,

An illustration of the life cycle of a silk worm.

See those white cocoons???

This is what they do with them.

Dip your hands into this cloudy water and it has the same effect as SK II miracle water. That's why the hands of these workers are softer than yours! They are softer than baby's skin!!!

Silk quilts.

Give 2 men a 100% silk quilt one man goes home with empty hands. Give 2 men a 50% silk quilt, both men go back with one each.

This was what we brought home with us. The two white packages in front are pillows. The white stripes patch has silk worm's shit inside. SERIOUSLY. Apparently, they were traditionally used to cure insomnia.

There was even a fashion show to parade silk clothes.

This one quite nice. I would steal this. lol

If you are old and single and didn't get to mingle in a wedding's after-party, this could be the right dress to wear as you could sleep in it as a night gown after you got all drunk in tears and alcohol. Who has the mood to change man!

World's Most Comfortable Cheong Sam.

The Silk Mall.

Lunch was a simple one here:

Sadly, I'm your food today. No pictures of food from lunch as there was nothing special.

Next up is Jin Ji Lake for an after-lunch stroll:

Kick that harder, bro!! Yeeaahhhhhh~

Cuz I'm stealin' that bitch from you, OLD MAN!

She's wailing from behind~

The siblings' favourite tour guide from Su Zhou.

My family and the 3 tour guides.

Guys, I know you love your wife, or girlfriends; but that doesn't mean you have to pose with their handbags yo~! ;P

I know you love your man, ladies... But helping him to scratch his backside at public is just not eye-candy, sweetie~

Do it the proper way. (=

The last touristy location of today is at WuXi. Since it took us a few hours to reach there... I did something naughty in the bus.....

Cam-whoring was something I did,

But that's not the naughty deed.

This, is naughty. HAHAHA!!! It must be the Japs' curse kickin'.

The Gigantic Ling Shan Buddha:

LOOK!!! The one behind!

It was raining quite heavily, and thank God I bought an umbrella.

This would be the size of the gigantic Buddha's palm if you wanna know what the ratio is like.

The Ha-Ha God.

Looks like Rome to me~!

We went inside the 'Rome' building and everyone had to wear a pair of Sami pad-less shoes so that we don't wet the floors.

This would be a fun picture to tag in Facebook. North South East West - Which is dad's and which is mine?

Amazingly, it suits my outfit. Can I have em shoes?? Please~

The interior design of this place is FREAKING awesome. Call me a bumpkin, but this seriously gets my vote.

The ceiling, changes color from this:

To this:

The tiny white stars are like Zodiacs!!

This changes color too, but I obviously couldn't capture them all in stills.

Na mo, na mo~~

Cushions for monks.

It was still raining heavily when we came out...

I bought one transparent umbrella at Seoul, lost it. Another transparent umbrella at Taipei, lost that too. And the funny thing is, I didn't leave them anywhere; they just went missing! Finally I got this from China, and I wish I can keep this for as long as I can.

Outside there was a show; which pretty much reminds me of Final Fantasy X - how they incorporate religion into machines:

Here's a video of it.

Yang Yang said that a trip to China is not complete if one doesn't get to experience what a rainy day is like there. Perhaps we could consider ourselves lucky, but honestly? I was so glad when the gigantic Buddha place was the last highlight of the day.

Our hotel was a 5 stars one that night, so checking-in asap sounded like the rightest thing to do.

Where's Suga' Daddi?!

Listening to some jazzy hotel music while waiting for Eu to shower.

Dinner was held in the hotel itself with many, many dishes awaiting...

Since we were at WuXi, we MUST HAVE WuXi Pai Gu / ribs.

Squirell Fish is the name.

Ying Yi Tan (Silver Fish Egg)

China's version of paku-pakis. It's just so hard to swallow.

And this an absolutely hearty corn and braised meat pot stew.

The above are signature WuXi dishes and that's why I banyak chai kang to take the pictures for you.

This top of mine is actually the scarf I wore during the day. Can you tell?

Buffet the next day was held here. See you soon! *;)

My Lurve Affair with Plumule and Cotyledon...

2009-06-30T11:40:00.007+08:00

It begins like this:

Once upon a time, there was a girl with two seeds. She wanted to see them grow. So she took the first plant, Plumule, and put it in a pot.

And she left her there. With nothing but the cold wind to blow upon her.

The next day, she found that Plumule did not grow. In fact ... SHE DIED-ED!

Distraught, she sought advice and was told that all life... comes from LOVE aka l0o0o0ove aka LURVE~!!

So with the second seed, she decided she would do better. She put the seed, Cotyledon, in a pot, and made sure she did all she could to make it grow.

ENERGY (Sun) + WATER + CARBON DIOXIDE
---> SUGAR (Food) + OXYGEN

To help grow the seeds, she needed help. And so she got her good friend the Big Red Sun to shine on the pot.

Thanks to the Sun, Cotyledon can now make food through Photosynthesis!

Then she went to the nearby river (which was really her sink) to get the freshest and bluest water for Cotyledon.

Plants get thirsty too!

Not to forget, carbon dioxide aka her luuurrrvvveeely kisses~~~

Now this combination of the Big Red Sun and the Freshest Bluest water, was supposed to get the plants internal magical system of life going. Then she noticed there was something changing in the seed.

He was turning green and she could tell that the power of the chlorophyll was growing inside!!!

Hi chlorophyll, you taste good~! =D

In the end she realized that the great secret to growing life was to have LOVE aka l0o0o0o0ove aka LURVE, help from friends, and most importantly, to have FUN doing what she did.

But to this day, she felt sad that she did not know this earlier, and her first seed died. So she told herself to NEVER NOT LURVE again.

Moral of the story? LURVE LURVE LURVE LURVE LURVE is it.

Delicious healthy snacking indeed!

Thanks to my naughty brother you have this picture:

Goodbye Plumule... you left us the same day Michael Jackson did.. May you Rest In Peace. )))))':

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Hang Su Zhou

2009-06-29T12:18:00.006+08:00

Today we're traveling from HangZhou to SuZhou. ((:

Bought as many Wang LeeHom's mineral water bottles as I can while I was there!!!

Breakfast @ the hotel.

Named Hong Lou.

Start the engines babe! We're heading west.

West Lake.

Why can't we grow flowers like that in our country?

Dad pointed out how they maintain the trees from falling down. See the long, slanted pole?

Don't know if these are interesting, but here you go -- fish and birds. =/

Plenty of em'.

This is a very, Very, VERY annoying lady making noise pollution everywhere around the park. That little tube she's blowing creates sounds of a chirping bird.

Now we're going to cruise the West Lake.

Our nicely carved wooden boat.

Sigh~ I miss my brother. He's studying medic @ Sarawak now... )'=

Cin: Hey Eu, look! There's a TV all along, & no one even noticed it.
Eu : Where? Oh, ya loh.

3 minutes later.

Eu : HEY! That's NOT a TV; that's a PICTURE!!
Cin: REALLY?? Oh. Oh... yea, it's not. It's not moving is it!? @@

Both: HAHAHAHA....

Our laughter did not stop there. The laughter between us is freakking contagious. Just put us together, and the monent any one of us starts laughing, we both become hysterical and we could laugh about nothing at all. It's like we're high on shrooms, weed, or drugs.

This boat got us into this unbelievably boring cruising plan, and this man:

Which happened to be our temporary tour guide, has been talking for ages. But no one really paid attention to him.

He recited the love tale that happened between this bridge,

And this bridge.

I don't know why but that's when Eu and I burst out laughing like nuts! It is really contagious and very healthy. Well you know what they say - Laughter is the BEST Medicine!!!

Bye, boat. You're so memorable. =P

Next up is a famous tea plantation place for China's, or more specifically HangZhou's Yin Long Cha.

It's not Cameron Highlands.

These are the woks used to fry the tea leaves.

These leaves are fried using this man's hands. No wonder his hands looked so red and burnt. Poor hands, man.

Different grades, different quality, vast difference when it comes to price.

We were brought into a room to have a crisp taste of this fragrant tea.

There are three steps to drink Yin Long Cha. Pour in the water - hot OR cold. If you pour in cold water, just wait for 30 minutes before drinking it.

Pour only this little of hot water. Indulge in the fragrance first.

Then fill in the other third quarter of water, and now you can enjoy your cuppa tea!

Tea Candy!

Lunch was an absolutely sensational one @ Lou Wai Lou.

My family.

The wall deco looked so pretty and detailed at the same time, I couldn't help not take a picture.

Dad was laughing out loud at this; couldn't tell why! LOL

While waiting for food.

Very famous, very delicious, finger lickin' good paper wrapped chicken.

Pai Gu. *Slurrrpppssss~*

Ikan masak Cuka. One of their most famous dishes here.

You'll see a LOT of this (shrimps). Very very famous and favourable.

The texture of these leaves are Damn special. It's one of it's kind and I swear, my tongue has never felt that way before.

The ultimate applauded dish is none other than Tong Po Rou.

He is not my grandpa, we just happened to wear a hat. XD

After lunch, we slept for a while and woke up in SuZhou.

Destinations: Wang Shi Yuan, and Guang Qian Street.

Wang Shi Yuan is a classic example of how a rich SuZhou man house looks like.

We had to walk along this narrow street to reach the old style mansion. You'd better be careful because they actually display fragile, easily breakable items in front and if you break them, these owners would lie and say it's antique thus charge you a whole shit load of money.

The entrance. This is the lucky tree.

OMG I felt like a princess. This lovely zen-like park belongs to the rich man's daughter. Can you find the doorway to her bedroom?

I'm sure you can't. It is the rocks that lead you to her room upstairs. Just like Rapunzel.

Apparently, according to the tour guide, this is the 'picture perfect' spot.

Brother and me.

Dad and ama.

Here's a video of our funny tour guide singing a Sonata:

Did you like it? HAHAHA!!!

Back to the hotel room...

There's a glass wall between the toilet and the bathroom, and I wonder what difference that makes. It's not like you'd like to poo poo when your hubby is showering! Geeezzz~

Walked along Guang Qian Street to the restaurant.

Another absolutely sensational meal awaiting.

It's like a meal for the King!

Squirrel Fish with cherries as its eyes. @@

See I told ya you'd see a LOT of these. Too famous to begin with I reckon.

Dates and Pine nuts delicacy --- I like this one. Never tasted anything like this before.

Guang Qian street is my most favourable place to shop actually. Not Shanghai. However, since it was getting late and ama wasn't feeling very well, I didn't manage to buy anything for myself .

However, can you believe that -- Original CDs there are SO bloody CHEAP compared to ori Cds here in Malaysia! How come?!?!?!

That's so unfair. My Wang LeeHom CD! I could've bought his WHOLE collection there for the price of one pathetic piece in this country. FML, what is cheap here. Barangan Buatan Malaysia konon?

Even ZARA that's "Made in Malaysia" is NOT cheap okay~ Hello???

Cindy Tey takes Topless Picture

2009-06-26T23:56:00.003+08:00

Many female Hollywood artistes are okay with showing their boobies, but not their titties.

Marilyn Monroe covered hers naturally with seashells.

Lindsay Lohan posted this picture on her Tweeties lately but still --- hiding her tits; covering them with her fugly blond curtains.

Mother of two sons, Britney Spears covered her nipples with... Flowers. -___-

Angie J decided to go wild 'n' crazy by getting a goddamn horse
to nibble on those nipples... =/

Jeniffer Aniston probably took 847q674952234 hours to take this picture. Unlike Angie, she played it sexy 'n' classy with hot men. But still, covering her nippies with a smart tie.

Looking at all those pictures, I think I wanna start taking topless pictures too. However, I'm gonna be braver and better than all of them! I am gonna show you my lil titties!!!!! :D

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Ha Ha Ha!!! Have a fun weekend everyone~ ^o^

Cindy Tey Cindy is Artsy Fartsy.

2009-06-24T00:24:00.001+08:00

I love art.

With the SPM results I obtained, I could have studied medicine or law.

But I chose art.

Today, I hold a Degree in Contemporary Arts, majoring in Theater.

Many people asked me, what IS performing arts? IS there anything to study in an art school? So what; you JUMP around like monkeys in class, and get grades for THAT?

Many do not realize the existence of art. Look around and observe your space. Is there art? Of course there's art. How the tables and chairs are arranged is also a work of art. Whether it is beautiful or not, that's subjective.

Art plays a very important role in our daily lives. It enriches it. I realized that those who love art are generally more appreciative towards every little thing in life. You'd be surprised how many people would just step on Mimosa Pudica / pokok Semalu without noticing the beauty of a plant that's able to feel 'shy'; even if you were to touch it so gently with your pinky.

Based on my observation, Australians appreciate art more than we do. (no offense)

Even if it's in a small town with not much architecture value, there are outdoor activities organized for the villagers' fun and pleasure.

It could be as simple as a 'flying the kite parade'.

Do you know that there's also an art to eat ice-cream? (:

When you're there, you automatically become more welcoming to incorporate outdoor activities into your life; like joining a picnic for lunch perhaps. Youths in Malaysia today look-up to fine dining and cool places to 'chill'.

But at 'chill' places, you miss out sweet sights like this.

I took a walk at a park one day and I thought this, looked like a bear hugging the tree! *imagination fades away...*

There are many elements in art. Music, arts, film, theater, fashion, or even cultural marketplaces... We just can't separate ourselves from the word a.r.t.

I know there's this marketplace every weekend at The Curve which sells multicultural things, but they miss out this element- Music.

This is a performance I happened to come across at Hobart. The tune this weird-looking instrument produces is surprisingly, jaw-dropping.

Pipe Piper looking for mice to kill? Hahaha... Maybe not.

Architecture IS Art.

Literally art. Knowing that weather is unpredictable and rain is merciless, these pedestrian painters still kept on going with their love of art to impress passer-bys.

Piercing your body... *cough* Is also a form of art.

I wonder if we have such nice statue places in Malaysia. Do you know that this place also sells interesting costumes and creatively designed toys?

No life no art, no art no life.

TELL ME WHERE CAN WE PLAY THIS IN MALAYSIA NOW!!!!! I WANT TO PLAYYY!!!!! SERIOUSLY ONE!!!!!

Theater, inescapable. Another rich form of art.

Hello Kai Resbeck!

Puppets = Theater = Performance = Art

Fashion in unmistakably art.

Salamanca Market @ Tasmania is also full of art. And people.

Who can say food is not one of them? Now you know you can make hot apple juice at home, by adding in some cinnamon powder, or ginger too!

This is art. In my eyes at least. HA HA HA!!!

Never have I seen this scene here.

Granted there's no sea in KL or it would be a landscape we'd all appreciate, but I've got a good news for all of you. =D

WHATEVER it is - be it music, art, film, theater, fashion, or marketplace, KLue Urbanscape 2009 has got it all for us this time around. It is the all-day creative arts festival!

DATE: 27 June
TIME: 12 pm to 12 am
VENUE: KLPAC
PRICE: RM25 presale, & RM35 at door sale.

However, there's an even better news. The above are just details, alright?!

To all XPAX / U.O.X customers, if you are the first 200 visitor, you automatically already have 2 FREE tickets in your hands! Redeem them at the booth next to the ticketing counter at the event.

If you're worried that you can't make it there in time, buy a RM30 reload card to enter. If you are a new customer, do the same and you get a FREE Xpax / U.O.X starter pack as well. If you'd choose to buy the tickets instead, you can get them at RM25 only (got RM10 discount) at the door.

ican'twait! thisislikeaustraliainmalaysiaman! XD

For those who are more adventurous, there is a photography contest called the X-Snaps contest, open for all XPAX / U.O.X users only. Contest duration is from 27 June to 11 July.

There are 2 ways to do this:
a) Snap pictures using your camera during Urbanscape. The pictures must be about colour, fashion, music, and design. Upload the pictures at the 24hr KL area by passing over your media card at the booth.
b) Users who snap using cellphones can MMS and send to 26388. The MMS subject should include the name of the photo, the photo's category, and the person's name; all separated by a comma.

If you want to participate after the event, you can upload your pictures using one of these 2 methods:
a) Email it to xsnaps@xpax.com.my including the title & category of your picture, your name & mobile number.
b) Users using their cellphones can MMS their pictures to 26388. The MMS subject must include the following information separated by a comma (,) : Name & Category of photo, and also your name.

4 winners would be chosen, and each of them will receive a N97 + 1/2 year air time worth RM150 per month!

You can also visit Urbanscape's website for more information. See you there!!!

How would U Rate this?

2009-06-23T16:03:00.002+08:00

Be it Shakespeare or contemporary theater, performance art has to be immediate and 'alive'. A good show is when audiences get to see themselves in the art piece, or manage to connect emotionally with the characters in a play. After all, theater is fictional. It is about seeing.

In theater, there's the playwright, the drama conventions and language used, actors, director, producer, designers, and not to forget, the critics or viewpoints they give. In order to come around, it goes around first.

When I was at HangZhou, I watched a magnificent play gracefully entitled The Romance of The Song Dynasty.

Cast and Crew.

The plot of this melodrama doesn't flow smoothly. Granted the director knows what he's doing, but the playwright seems to be too greedy by incorporating everything he knows about experimental theater into his piece.

He focuses more on lighting design, and relies too much on the colors and patterns of lights to lead or trigger a change of scene. A good play should rely on the script itself and not moved by lights or music.

We have lanterns coming down above our heads.

Ritual and theater.

Religion, ritual, and theater.

Dancers / performers emerging from the ~~back~~ front stage.

Very royal.

Costumes are magnificently done.

There's even Lumiere (the candlestick from Beauty & the Beast) showing off HER acrobatic moves.

Just as I wonder what has all that gotta do with Emperor Song, the story emerges.

There is real fire burning inside the theater.

A fuckin' real galloping horse on stage!!! I think I hear everyone's eyeballs fall out.

And so he dies and here comes his wife bathing him in her priceless tears.

And now he has the energy to continue the battle. @@"

The story should end here, but I think the team came to a conclusion earlier that they were reluctant about ending the play so soon.

The history of Ying Long Cha (Tea) plantation.

Human size pixie and elf.

Hujan atas pentas.

There's even waterfall in the theater! Can you imagine how they manage this? No one gets wet during the show and it IS real waterfall~!

WTF something is being sent from heaven.

There's a butterfly dance.

Spinning lovers. How to have sex liddat? Tipu lah!

Sailing on air.

I can't remember what are these women for.

Bollywood dance. I'm SERIOUS.

Korean dance also got.

Audiences participation. All for the sake of pleasing each and every individual tourists from different countries and cultural backgrounds.

It says, "Give me a day and I'll give you back 10000 years."

How many out of 5 stars do you think you would give this performance? I mean, certainly the terribly elaborated costumes and lighting techs deserve some credits..... =P

Drunken Frogs and Durians

2009-06-22T15:04:00.008+08:00

I had Stew Frogs in Chinese Wine for dinner at a Father's Day celebration, and Durian as dessert after. Well GUESS WHAT? I almost DIED.

Like seriously, I almost DIED!

At first I thought I was too stuffed. So I walked back and forth in front of #711 and even tried to jog a little. For all I knew, I felt like a dying Ballerina and so I lay down on the sofa breathing heavily.

"I think I need to puke!" I said, and ran to the loo. Puked 4 times, shitted 4 times. One after another. I couldn't be bothered if perhaps, my neighbour could hear my farts. Sexc, huh?

I felt comfortable in the weirdest positions ever. Sitting on the toilet bowl with my head hitting hard against the wall, squatting by the toilet doorway crunching my abs tight, pinching people and pillows, making annoying baby sounds... It was too late to see a doctor that night. The pain made me not feel like talking at all. It's like I have autism or something.

The next day after consuming proper medication, I felt better. Better each time I squeezed my Mother Thumb under sofa cushions while watching F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Sitting made me felt like puking, while standing made me felt like fainting. My esophagus felt so congested like there's a traffic jam goin' on inside there.

I really didn't know the alcohol content in that amphibian stew was thattt strong; so strong it could react with the bloody King of Fruits! I was the only one who had Durian after, but two of my cousins had food poisoning too. So I suppose that fucking restaurant is very unhygienic after all.

ARRGHHH! I just need to complain as much as I can to as many people as I could. Let me be. *sobs* I'm still feeling sick and it's already the third day I'm home. )))'=

Mushrooms & Teddies

2009-06-20T00:25:00.002+08:00

I finally got a picture of myself, at an event, with a product's BACKDROP behind my ass.

Most events I've been to were either held in clubs, had congested flow of crowds, or simply full of unfriendly stares. Not all, but most.

Together with other 7 selected female bloggers, I went to the Chic Pop event to dress up a mannequin in black with a streak of red; which was the theme / dress code for that night.

My partner in crime, Ruby Ooi.

Ruby is The BEST MATE ever to PARTY with. Here, we are genuinely enjoying our dazzling freshhh strawberry vodka!

OMG what happened to Cindy Tey?! Her hair so long wun??? LOL...

Grand Passion - passion fruit concentrate, vodka, whiskey, and a dash of syrup. ((:

Tiny Yummy Yam Cream Puffs.

DIY Workshop was awesome. Look at what I made myself! B)

I used to learn sewing for Kemahiran Hidup Teras ERT, but I haven't held a needle ever since then. Surprisingly, I made myself this rose hair clip.

Ruby made herself a cell pouch with red crystals~

Who I bumped into - Cute JP, former Channel [V] VJ.

Beautiful Ming, me favourite MDG2 girl.

Siao Simon Seow. LOL

And lastly, one I could NOT missed - Joyce the Kinky Blue Fairy looking as hot as everrr! Phew~ Add that all up and you get a ball of energy at the party. *imagines Dragon Ball*

Stripping the mannequin...

NAKED?! *gasps*

That was the end of the interesting Chic Pop party, but not the end of this post just YET.

Tongue in Chic loaned me a Samsung Ultra Touch phone for a few weeks. Therefor, here is the post I promised to watermark with the attached Samsung logo. But arrr... ehem. Since I have zero knowledge about Photoshop, the many technical problems occurred when I tried. This is the best I can do; I hope you'll enjoy it...

It was one simple dry afternoon when Ruby, Francis, Eri, Jeremy and I, decided to make our very own healthy kapal kukus for dinner together. Steamboat lah.

This is my condo. I mean, the one opposite my condo. lol

Trying out my new borrowed phone; this is the yellow Post-It stick on the inside of my main door. Just a reminder. He He!! Avoid H1M1!!!

Ruby camwhoring using the ultra sleek phone. Lovely~

Drama in the lift.

Tumbukan eri PENG!!! Can PENGsan one.

Straps.

I never drive alone, right Spongebob?! I love you too, Patrick.

We went to IKEA before grocery shopping. Got a bit lucky as there was a random seasonal bird park in Ikano that day. FREE SHOW!!

Nothing much to talk about birds really.

Orange summer hippies~!

IKEA was never fun for me when I was his age.

Bought these to get some business done.

Validate parking ticket!!!

Now I know how they f*ck teddies.

You need a machine like this.

Really digging it.

They make good wives.

Back home.

Master Corn Chopper.

Tau Hu Slicer.

Meat Freak.

...
What does this looks like to you?

Hentai.

The lovey dovey~

This is the watermark I'm suppose to layer above all my kapal kukus pictures but tak menjadi-jadi!

My special thanks to TiC and Samsung for making this post real. ^^

A Taste of Bali !!!

2009-06-18T11:17:00.010+08:00

This is me. Me at Bali.

There's a place called The Beach House where we had most of our meals @ Canggu.

'We', include myself, Kenny, Jac, Ringo, and Chingy!

There's a reason why I choose to leak out my Bali pictures now and not to post starting from Day One.

It is because... You see, we tasted this really good Lobster Bisque at The Beach House (we even ordered it day N night; so dangerous) and I just couldn't get it out of my mind since I came back! It looked like this :

Oh aM Gee. This. I swear. Is my favvvvvourite soup in the WWW. Whole wide world, ehem excuse me.

I missed it so much and I didn't know where to get it, or how, or when I could get a taste of that rich velvety orange magical lobster bisque again! ))))))))))'=

That was when MUM came to the RESCUE!

HappyHappyHappyHappyHappyHappyHappyHappy!

I'm gonna give you a taste of Bali today. Smell it people! SMELL IT!!

Put these beauties in a box and SHAKE IT with the marinating stuff!

Fresh big asssss prawns (cause this is not Bali after all and we know not where to get fresh lobsters)

Pure butter, bombay onions, ginger pieces, and a handful of spices come in handy~ All in a pot waiting to turn golden brown!

Can you smell it? Hahaha... XD

Now that the prawns are all sexc orange and spiced up, WE ADD IN THE... THE..... THE!!!!!!!!!!

CHEESE!?!?!?!?!?!?! Now I know the secret!

wOO hOO melting cheese baybeh!!! (sorry bout the exclamation marks... I just get so excited!!!!!!!!!! Ops.)

:D

I love this part right here :

MORE cheese!!!

Simmer the broth and cheese till fragrant.

While waiting we made abalone mushrooms as our side line~

I left the kitchen to watch a movie with my brother and when Mum called for lunch, I realized the prawns were stripped naked ALREADY!!! Means no messy peeling jobs to do! *yay yay yay!*

Does your mum peel prawn and crab shells for ya?

And the BEST thing is, it tastes 95% the SAME with the bisque at BALI!!! Good job, mummy! xxx

English Potato Soup from home... Hi tummy warmer! :D

Mum was still worried if we didn't get enough fiber in our system, so she steamed golden corn kernels for us. These are not corn in the cans, but real corn from the cobs!

Curry Glass Noodle CRABS for dinner! I can feel cinta cholesterol. LOL

I had a taste of Bali in Malaysia. Have you??? ^^

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Normal people would have thought of these on a breakfast table spread:

But these turned out to be our breakfast dessert. @@

Mum made both of these by herself. Fatt Kueh (the first), and the ala Kim Gary thick cheesy toasts (the latter).

What we really had for breakfast were dishes! :

Mind you that was for breakfast. Not brunch!

The second day we had this :

Why so khasiat one?!?!?!?! Chicken lah, prawns lah, mushrooms lah, sayur lah... all simmered in concentrated chicken broth! For breakfast.

Speaking bout the word khasiat, we even had a Juice Bar in my apartment. Dad, was the juicer of the dayyy! :D

Does your dad juice for ya?

Mum was worried our body couldn't consume so much vitamin goodies at one go, so dad actually worked on those juices throughout the day; which also means every now and then all of us had FREE FLOW juice to drink! =D

Mum cooked dinner for me before they 'abandoned' me. And so I had some tasty fried rice and my favvvv (tho not many people are a fan of) bitter gourd. You should learn how to eat them you know~!

I'm a very lucky girl and yea, I know it. *;)

The Empty Balcony

2009-06-16T15:57:00.009+08:00

The apartment is irritably empty now. There's a buzz of ultimate silence vibrating my ear drums. My family just left. I bid them goodbye at the doorsteps. They disappeared into the lift with the shadows of their luggage and empty fruit basket. I would have left this goddamn place with them if this pending job had given me a certain answer of when I could start. But it did not.

Nobody would like this feeling. Including you. That's only if I gave you this pair of comfortable maroon heels though. But they are too expensive, so I will not. Lemme skip this stingy bitch part.

Skip!

I don't know if I did enough. If I had spent enough time with them. Talked enough. Shared enough. Say 'enough' another 20 times it sounds like a bark. Enough is actually never enough. Not when you're with the people you love. Try joining a group discussion @ work, and 2 minute feels like holding back your pee for 2 hours already at the other side of the toilet door.

I watched 2 movies with my brother today. I would love to type his name here for you but on the other hand, I also wonder if that's ever gonna be enough. I doubt if you remember, so I'll just settle with the name 'brother' today instead.

They were 'How to Loose Friends & How to Alienate People' and 'Being John Malkovich'. The first would have been a totally different movie if I adapt me in the 'Malaysian Dreamgirls' instead of Sidney Young. Brother finds the latter disturbing but I like it. It is a movie one should watch once this lifetime, trust me.

"The second I met you, I know I want to protect you with all my will, for as long as I can."

I wish I have a boyfriend who can say that to me. It's not that I am a hopeless romantic, nor that I'm dependent, but how nice it is for a girl to know that she'll always have someone so loving; to fall back on when all else turns grey.

Everything is a bit grey right now and I don't know what's right anymore. I spun myself in circles in a park till everyone looked like some stirred pancake mix, and I realized my existence totally defeated my purpose to be in this world. I am nothing and so is everyone. Sometimes, you just have to be born with it. Don't you think?

No? Wear your 'Green is the new Black' T-shirt everyday and tell me who you are that made a vast difference to the World.

I sat on my bed with teddy by my side. I don't have a picture of him, and I'm in no mood to reach out for my camera. Not sorry either. I could've allowed myself to be quietly absorbed into this plain blank wall, but my eyes chose to provide free flow tears for my blanky.

I'm not a cry baby, but sometimes, I just feel so lonely. I don't need a movie partner, I don't want a shopping buddy, I just want a part-time housemate. Come eat and dance with me in my room.

"Romeo save me I've been feeling so alone..."

Kacang Babi

2009-06-14T16:44:00.000+08:00

Interesting Fact of The Day

Do you know that peanuts are not 'halal' in China?

Cause the name is pignut. Not peanuts. Ha Ha Ha... XD

Red Earth

2009-06-12T17:08:00.006+08:00

Ever had Tau Foo Fah? Okay... duhhh.

Ever had a bowl of SALTY Tau Foo Fah?

The black syrup is replaced with soy sauce wtf so salty and garnished with freshly chopped green onions, PICKLES, and a dash of SAMBAL!

We tried that for breakfast. And these too :

Oil grilled turnip cakes and Buckwheat; which are simply delicious. You can't get these anywhere in Malaysia loh. I mean, the same taste and quality? Na ah, no.

Those weren't all we had, but a buffet for the king actually. However, it was these that stroke my interest.

It was our second day in China. Thanks to the tummy warmers, we all bounced happily like warm fluff balls to MingQing Palace @ Heng Dian.

"... It was a place for making fun with drinking."

=/ Well that's what it says there... I wonder in what context did they mean by 'making fun'. But howev, this palace, like Dreamlike Valley, was built for movie shoots and not historical purposes...

Remember this movie?

The film Curse of The Golden Flower starring Jay Chou was shot here at this palace.

We bugg-ied our way around because it would be a waste of time walking by foot in a fake palace. I mean, it's not like there were 50000000 warriors acting a war scene around us; which would be cool tho...

Buggied.

The construction here was built to look exactly like the original castles around China. These buildings are very important to movie producers, because it is impossible to do movie shoots in a real palace.

Carts to carry the king, or brides were built too!

Mum and beca.

With her good lookin' grandchildren. Wahaha...

Inside the palace, you can rent costumes.

No sida (tai jien) allowed.

A random tourist uncle wanted to be King for a day.

Pai Pai... There's also real God in the palace so must still respect.

My brother got lucky with the sii laiiis.

Groupie!

Stone Elephant.

The 9 Dragons; which you'll see more of later. I don't know their history... but I see them everywhere in China when it comes to art and architecture.

Next is a place to admire some carvings. From Heng Dian, the bus drove us to Yi Wu:

Pictures and bios of famous carvers.

This old man was carved out of a (I repeat, a) piece of log.

LeeHom will love this. It is a carving of a violin. If you look close enough, what you'll see is a man and woman hugging each other lovingly. Can see, can see?? If cannot eat more carrots. =P

A f*cking hard to carve piece. Seriously. It takes yearsss to master such skills.

This weaving was made out of the finest bamboo strings. This masterpiece can't be looked at at a flat angle, but it has to be a bit serong to the side in order for you to notice the horses.

More wood carvings, these are (again) the 9 dragons we saw earlier.

Each dragons got their very own patterns.

All the above were made using only these.

This wood carving gallery belongs to the government. It is located at the 3rd floor of this building.

Which used to be so happening. But now?

There was only me...

Let's
move
on!

The following is also quite sien one. Sorry to bore you, but if I don't share with you, I feel my effort to take these *yawn* pictures is a bit wasted loh.

This is China Wholesales Market. ALL of our RM1.90 stuff selling in Malaysia, comes from HERE.

The plastic aisle. A gift wrap you paid 24 bucks for in Memory Lane is sold for 0.0024 cents here if you buy the retail way. There are so many, so cheap!

Dodgy lift damn scary okay. You can actually see the chains hanging on the metal coffins.

Umbrella shops.

Cute China girl selling you ella ella ehs~!

I was the first in the tour group to buy the first item in China. I bought a transparent payung for RM7. You'll see loads of it in one of my upcoming posts.

After hearing a lot of complaints and mumble-rumble from the aunties who thought the wholesales market idea was an absolute waste of time, we left for a theater performance named the Song Cheng Show.

Chinese architecture.

Took a picture to show we came here before.

There were some jaw-dropping acrobatic performances like :

Man jumping through fire rings. Not tigers.

Pretty China girl balancing heavy red table.

Boy 'climbing' metal stairs with head.

China people are really good at these stuff.

A monk who wanted to feel what it's like to get married... WTF isn't that wrong!?

Mini China town.

Kawaii girl testing her saccule.

Black smith.

Candy Man. Who looks more of a black smith.

But he offered me a piece of his candy! :DDD

THE theater performance. I think I'll do a blog post solely on this cause it was quite amazing.

Dinner was at Hong Ni, red earth.

Tube aquaria.

I like: Man Tou with Porky Mei Chai.

Went back to the hotel after dinner and that night we stayed @ Hong Lou hotel.

Another 6.30 am morning call the next day.

The First Land

2009-06-10T08:59:00.005+08:00

I remember sleeping for 3 hours, before groggily waking up to the God Damn shriek of my PDA's alarm. Trust me, it sounds totally intolerable. However though, if that's not the case, I might not have been awaken up in time to catch dawn planes.

It rained that morning. Wet roads. Slippery. Empty highways. Smitten was I. No matter how loud you blast your radio, you still feel the kind of awkward silence one could never meet during the day.

It's like there's this weird sense of intimacy with something you're afraid of. Darkness. There's a difference between the midnight darkness and the dawn darkness. The latter always manage to give me an unspoken 'hope is near' promise. And that, I know, is not always a bad feeling. (:

It took us one whola wet hour to reach the terminal. Someone lovely sent me there.

LCCT.

My family, they were already there. A bunch of old people from my hometown were mulling and musing around the airport. They looked quite funny and lost. Sad. No muscles to see nor touch this trip. The previous one so gracefully, in a fateful way, hooked me up with my ex whose a seriously steaming hot hunk.

Well... whatever. It was no issue not having monstrous muscles when you have a massive supply of sugar power instead! :D

Giant Chupa Chups which definitely make you sick loh.

Huge ass Mentos.

And my favourite amongst all, Hersheys. Say it with Kisses~! I don't mind this being bigger.

When it was time to fly, the city had already been awaken up by the sun. I've always thought that only landing in the dark is cool; cause you get to see the city lights. While taking off, I have a very strong devotion to roar my imagination and spread it wide out to the clouds...

Aren't they lovely?

The land of clouds... where no one (I repeat, no one) can put a foot on.

Sometimes they just look like nothing. It's like saying your name a hundred times and realize you are no one.

I like how this airline gives Kit Kats and not some squishy cordial puddings. It is a bit hard to appreciate bad desserts.

5 hours later we reached Hang Zhou's airport. Our tour guide was a school teacher named Yang Yang (No, not gatal-gatal). Her mother was a teacher too before she retired, but Yang Yang stopped teaching because she is "too playful" she said.

This was the 1st picture I took @ China in our tour bus(!!!); which drove us up to Heng Dian.

Yang Yang bought KFC Twister for us; which you can only get in China. It tasted fabulous, and perhaps that's because they used PORKY!!! =D

We checked in our hotel which has a touch of both antique and modern design.

It reminds me of my room with the red pillows around.

Ova the dinner table, we were introduced to this new dish I particularly liked. It is just cabbage, simmered till the end with vinegar and soy sauce together with some dry chillies. The result is a spicy and sour SzeChuan-like dish. I extremely lurrrve sour stuff so I could dig the whole casserole!

That night, we ticked off our first touristy destination. Less than a Disneyland, Dreamlike Valley is a theme park built specially for TV and movie producers to shoot their films, and we were there for a show...

The night sun.

It is ONLY nice to visit this place at night because the beauty comes from the lighting design of this place.

Our very first group picture. I was rated second youngest in the group OMG.

I guess the problem with this place was the challenge to take clear pictures with the tour guide, flying faster than a hungry arrow released from the hunter to kill a bloody deer.

Mum and dad in their warm jackets, strolling together hand-in-hand along this romantic autumn-ish street. awww~

Ama and I wanted to feel romantic too~! lol

p/s: the trees here are fake. no photosynthesis goin' on ere' during the day! it is all bout' the shoots.

If you ever happened to watch some Chinese soap dramas about floating gods and wingless warriors, you might have seen this built-to-look-old-bridge; which is actually pretty new.

Actually, everything here IS fake and new.

As we walked through the park, a few movie shoots were going on at the same time.

Costume sets.

Actors who looked like real 70's villagers were playing with their hand phones everywhere! Even the set looked so old, so real.

According to Yang Yang, this is THE place if you wanna see or bump into any artistes while traveling in China. Jacky Chan or Jay Chou, you name it. The rest, is luck. If you still don't see any, you can try to reboot your luck at the hotel we stayed in because that's where the stars stay throughout the whole shooting period. ;)

We walked in the dark till we saw this:

Can you imagine how many people were down there? I was so worried someone in the crowd was swine positive!

Everyone was there just to watch this:

A Chinese theater performance...

-__________- "

And this! :

This was actually the whole idea of the i push you - you push me thing.

If you thought all waterfall scenes were shot at real waterfalls, this might prove you wrong. Here's a video of how the man-made waterfall built just for the directors to shoot movies operates :

Aah yes. With my dad's voice-over beneath it. Ha Ha.. Cause my Ama got shocked and ran in circles! She thought that was a real waterfall and it was going to drown all of us!! ROFL~

At the end of the show there was a bonfire where everyone was invited to dance around with the theater actors.

We went back to our Heng Dian hotel early because Yang Yang would kidnap us from our sweet dreams with her 6.30 am morning call.

And in the room, I found this :

No, it is not sixth sense. It is six sex. WTF? I don't think it can even last through your 'first sex'.

The Tweetering Tooth

2009-06-08T04:47:00.000+08:00

Ops! Damn you paparazzi!! Don't you know catching me on TWITTER is the new trend, and NOT your camera!?! *SULKS*

Yeap, I'm on Twitter now~! And starting today I'm making this public. It's been a while... but since I've been traveling around Asia lately, it wasn't good timing.

So follow me following you @teycindy through Twitter, guys! Lurrrve to read those funky updates you have~

WHEEE!!! ;D

Page 325

2009-06-05T17:37:00.000+08:00

If you think this blog is beginning to taste salty instead of sweet, just endure because this is the last Perhentian post I have left to share. Hmm... But reading about this is better than reading about what I ate and where I partied, isn't it?

***

These wooden houses behind us was where we stayed. I think I haven't really showed you how they look like.

My handsome neighbour lives 3 houses away. LOL!

***

At the dive shop :

Guys,,, I finally got my diving license! Hurrayy!! =DDD

Which actually belongs to Jeremy. -___-"

Real certified divers - Jeremy, Van, and Yuen with their diving instructor.

***

We ran to the beach to take pictures for the last time :

i miss Ruby bOOby. She's being locked up in a house now for two months to be the next Anak Wayang!

And I like how my brother dressed that day. ;)

More pictures with the hot hunks! :

Geng Kangkang. Hahaha... Fu Kheng was a bit more shy.

Tanned, or Fair??

Yuen trying to imply that I am short. ;P

***

Glory glory~

Jeremy is not a poker face. He is a puker face! lol~ Cause he always vomit when he enters the sea. Hope that make sense to his scribblings. kekeke...

Yuen decided to play it safe and memorable.

Van had to climb up the bench for his!

... It seems clear that Yuen likes to insult me in pictures. -___-"

One picture with the blurrr girls. Look at Eri PENG! rofl*

Look at Eri Peng AGAIN!

***

More violent pics if this post is not hot enough for ya :

Biting,

Punching,

Burning,

(Coral) Scratches!!

Poor Yuen.

***

While waiting for lunch :

Coconut tree!! :D

Sunniess!!

Jeremyy!!

Chickiesss!!!

And the HOTTEST thing of it ALL is THIS! :

An Irish Brad Pitt. Oh, and his friend in the boat is so freaking cute too~!

***

We can't leave the jetty because BAHA had to wait for the other passengers who wanted to have a 5 o'clock DINNER. =.="

So we bought some coconut juice and went to the playground nearby...

Sunset at KB!!! B-)

Main buai sampai pening lalat.

Everyone got themselves a swing. See our coconut juice?? This is the best thirst quencher ever! No added sugar or artificial flavourings. Yucks!

***

For dinner, we all had the BEST ayam percik in the world at Yati's. You are wrong if you think I am wrong!

The customers here came non-stop. Malays, Chinese, Indians, all of them. Any ages! It is also quite rare to see a stall selling Malay food and made it so BIGGG in this town.

Sooooooo many kuali-s. @@!

My favourite laksam and kuih-muih serbaneka.

If you happen to visit or drop by KB, don't forget to stop by Yati's Ayam Percik for a delicious hearty meal, okay~!?

***

I shall end this post with two group pictures :

See ya'll next time! *8D

Coral Princess Coral

2009-06-02T15:27:00.001+08:00

If you can choose to be an ancient princess, what do you see yourself as?

Do you see yourself locked up in a castle on a mountain top, do you see yourself wearing a vintage gown made out of autumn leaves, as you walk barefoot in the forest with a white horse and a talking cat, or are you are swimming in circles around a castle at the bottom of the deep blue sea wearing ONLY a seashell bra?!

Hahaha... You wish! Seashell bras will cut your breasts off. Wear a pareo instead! It is the *NEW* beach gown made to fit for a princess. ^^

What I'm wearing is an all white pareo. ;)

Make sure you match it with colorful chunky accessories, because you certainly don't wanna look like you're wrapped in kain kapan (cloth Muslims use to wrap the dead!). Eri's one is turquoise with violet flowers, to match with her purple beekeenee.

The pants without the label. 'shi shang zhi you mama hao...' Remember?! This mother and son picture I give you 5 stars. LOL!

Ruby's naturally fair and glowing skin enables her to wear the most colorful pareo of all! It suits her perfectly I swear. & yes, that's her book - If you hadn't guess correctly the previous posts. (=

This was what I saw after lunch.

This was what I found after lunch. A pollen that looks sebijik like a star. ^^

More smilling beekeenee pictures :

mumu you!

Happy crumbs.

~ Fairy Eri ~

We spotted the cutest baby on earth. Ruby was so brave to ask his mother's permission to take his picture. lol! Once we got the green light, everyone, including my brother ran to the bench where he was gibberish-ing, and..........

You can definitely guess the outcome with ease, can't you now~

Aiyo.. how come so cute? I jealous lah. But I don't wanna marry a guai lou loh~ But then how to have baby with huge green eyes liddat! @@

Looked out to the sea and saw Eri drippin' wet!

Fished this mermaid out with my Ursula voice to cam-whore :

Missing melting moments...

Ikan masin & Ikan bilis. Not bad what... LOL!

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After dinner, there was a graduation party for all the divers. They each were given a chance to scribble on the bright red wall.

Jeremy Teo. You can read about his scribbles through his blog. I bet you'll laugh! *secret secret~

Yuen.

Van, or Fu Kheng. Not fucking okay... Hahaha~

Then out of no-where-ness, the party got wild :

Where's the Beer Clinic?! Someone's beer bathing! :O

Ops. It's brown.

That blue thing is money in his pants. Give you, you want?

Crab | Lobster | Prawn | Oyster | Me | Berry | Booby | Brother (wants to be Baby Oyster)

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I miss the island butttttt! I'm at Bali now.

I'm SERIOUS! No joke~

Today is my fifth day here together with Ringo and Kenny Sia. Ha Ha!! See ya~ I'm off Bali-ing... *B)

Mr Stork's Baby Delivery

2009-05-30T09:00:00.001+08:00

Whenever I go shopping, there are 3 boxes I accord to every item I'm about to pay for. This is VERY IMPORTANT in order for me to make sure I don't buy things I wouldn't like for long. I'm sure everyone has a piece of trash they can't get rid off in their house because it is still so new!

Therefor, in order to be a Miss Smart Consumer during this bad economy period, why don't you give each item (you think you like) these 3 boxes before you reach out for your wallet :

Box 1: Is it 'hot' enough?
Box 2: Is it 'cheap' / reasonably priced?
Box 3: Does it make you feel like you just received the CUTEST baby on Earth - in a bundle, sent by Mr Handsome Stork?

If that item makes me confidently tick all 3 boxes, see me carrying it home happily!

What's hot in this bundle?!

If I were somebody's hot wife, I would love to receive a baby in a bundle like this named 'Alexander Thomas'. Then I will be a sexc mother without having to give birth like a cow.

However, I am NOT married and as much as I love babies, I would rather have cute or hot stuff delivered to me in a bundle. Who doesn't! So now you have it from DiGi. Check this out.

It is HOT, it is CHEAP, it is a PHONE in a BUNDLE!!! Plus, it also ticks off ALL my 3 boxes! =D

If you are a MOTO fan, get ready to grab this :

The MOTO VE538. Normal retail price RM599.

Not a Moto fan but a SONY's? Don't worry; DG offers Sony too! :

Your faithful SONY ERICSSON W760i. Normal retail price RM1050.

So, you saw one of your mates showing off his / her new Samsung instead?

This shiny sleek and sassy SAMSUNG F480 is for you. Normal retail price RM1599.

The following is what I, want in my bundle and I'm sure no girl would complain if her boyfriend gives her this : ^^

The LG KF750 Secret PLUS the smart DG plan. Normal retail price RM1850.

The 2 key value proposition for DG's new bundled plan are :

Box 1:

Lower advance payment (RM50 - RM250 ONLY) &,
Lower priced 3G handsets (RM0.99 - RM1499 ONLY)

VERSUS

Maxis's iPhone plans of RM400 - RM2000 on top of the price of iPhones which ranges from RM260 - RM2290 ONLY!

Box 2:

DG150 gives 1500 mins of talk time.

VERSUS

TelcoM gives you 667 mins for RM155?!

Maxis iPhone IS more expensive. Listen; it gives you RM100 commitment fee, but without the SMS usage. Though 500mb data is provided, you can only use internet at 16mb perday. 333 minutes is given free which means you can only call 11 minutes per day. And lastly, RM1900 you paid for is for a 8GB phone, not 16GB. Doesn't that mean you'll be only using your phone as a candy eye? =\

Take the (i) out of the (phone)! Now with DiGi, you can have GREAT phones, at CHEAP rates.

Go to DiGi 's website if you're interested for more details, or you can also go to any of your nearest DG store and their famous yellow men would be very happy to assist you.

Trust me, you don't want a baby in a bundle JUST YET! At least, not before you achieved what you want in life, or as simple as..... Getting yourself a new phone!? ;)

Red Eggs

2009-05-28T00:48:00.001+08:00

Not swollen balls.

Ginger party, the charming custom celebrating a baby's birthday!

It was Julian's birthday at the beginning of the Taurus month. What you see laid on this table was ALL prepared, cooked, baked, and made by my Super Mom!

I DON'T CARE HOW GREATLY YOU THINK OF YOUR MOM,
BUT I THINK MY MUM IS THE SUPERMOM !!!!!!!!!!

Read this to trust it. Here we goooO~!

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Let's start with the acar.

You might think that these cucumbers are soft and soggy but no! They are very plum and crunchy cucumbers. Only counted 10 chillies? Don't get cheated. These cucumber stripes are real magic tongue-burners!!!

Perhaps you won't believe how some common, average looking pickles can taste so special. But they are seriously the best I've ever tasted (cuz actually to make acar got secret & petua one!), especially when it goes together with mom's Nasi Hujan Panas.

This colourful gala rice is so fragrant and memorable.

Oh look! It comes together with the Ayam Rendang TOK, acar nenas, cucumber jeruk, and the SAMBAL! Cannot miss out the sambal okay~ *slurpsss

This is a different thing. This is Nasi Kunyit. I can't compare which is more distinct or distinguished but what I really know is it solely depends on your own taste preference.

Char Hokkien Mee with Baby Heh (Prawns)! One word - TASTY.

Laksa Johor got eggs one. Laksa KT cannot have eggs. If not the Terengganu-ians will throw eggs at you lorh.

Speaking about KT, this is mom's marked and notable KT Ngoyok (rojak betik).

There's also another type of Rojak Betik - SOMTAM!

Remember my PPKP post of Perlis? My mom just had to taste it, and now we have the EXACT same SOMTAM from all-da-way from Perlis! =DDD

Add in the secret ingredient - yellow somtam sugar.

And pound it with damn kaolat juiii chili padi berbagai spesis.

So we have Nasi Hujan Panas with Ayam Rendang Tok, Nasi Kunyit, The Acar Families, Hokkien mee, Laksa Johor, Rojak Betik, Somtam... Can you imagine??? Ask us to come out with one sambal also might pengsan.

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*Jeng Jeng Jeng~* Here comes dessert and kuih-muih section!

Pure Red Bean soup. Why is this special? Sorry naik lorry got secret also lah... Cannot tell you.

It is about the beans' texture... They don't drop their skins like kacang lupakan kulit, still sebiji-sebijik, but not hard nor soggy. The TEXTURE of these beans are perfect and is what they call 'Just Right!'.

Kampung Cina Bun (from KT's Kampung Cina) with White Coconut.

Can go sell around houses deee. *horns honk into your earlobes*

I believe these are f*cking awesome too cuz I heard some guests orgasm-screamed when they bit through these buns; but what a shame I was too full I missed out this one! In the end I don't know where they all went and never knew what's stuffed inside... ))))):

KT Pulut Liper (Leper). Taste and texture wise better than the ori ones sold at KT because they kedekut inti ikan.

Mangit / Manggis kueh. We don't know why is the name as such. I don't see any resemblance of it to mangosteen but yes - Inside these pillows stuffed naked green beans' paste! Pardon me I forgot what's that called in a single word.

KT Kueh Bantern. Julian's favourite.

Oh. My. God. This one. Kuih Puteri Mandi and Hokkien Alkaline Kueh!! Eat dee feels like a Hokkien Princess bathing in Sugar wtf~

Kuih Tai Tai; a Nyonya delicacy with sauce. Eat dee feels like Tan Kim Hock's wife.

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Again, all these were hand made by mom herself. Sigh~ I just feel like I have to sigh for her. If you (ever) are starting to feel tired reading this, mom must have felt 50 times worse. And if you think this list ends here, your middle name must be Silly.

Cuz HOW can we NOT have a BIRTHDAY CAKE in a BIRTHDAY PARTY?!?!?!

Mom took this recipe book and showed it to Julian for him to choose his fav birthday cake design. You know which one he picked? ha ha ha...

Julian is quite 'uncle' for his age. He didn't go for the colorful ones. He picked the black one. TWICE!! lol~

And mom made it. American Chocolate Cake. Isn't it a 100% ALIKE?! OMG!!!

Uncle Quek lighting up the candle...

Here is a short and sweet simple Happy Birthday video of us singing baby Jules a birthday song:

Cutie I miss You!!!

Blowing candles...

~*~ Kiddo group picture! ~*~

Superwoman Supermom made some MORE cakes. This time, it is Cupcakes! You won't believe your eyes.....

I'm not picky at all when it comes to food; but having a mom THIS awesome can't not make you wonder: Why spend so much money on food outside when I can have cleaner, healthier, and BETTER quality food!? I must kidnap mum from dad to live with me here. LOL!

Julian's chocolate selections.

The sunnier, girl-ish cupcakes. Me like!

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You know... We were chit chatting, laughing and complaining about how stuffed we were, when suddenly, somebody noticed what Julian was UP TO:

Curi-curi eat cupcakes!!! hahaha... so cute how to tahan. He liked them so much he took one for his cousin! No one asked him to do this seriously:

My cute tiny waiter.

*Awwww~*

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Food section is now completed. But before I go, let me share with you some joyously joyful joy-joy pictures:

Bought this for Julian boy as his burfday present. Push the dragon into the castle and start inserting the neon colour flags in the holes with your play mates. The moment the dragon jumps / 'wakes up', he or she wins / lose! The last rule is up to you to choose.

Julian wanted to play but he kinda got left out. His cousins sort-of grabbed the castle away from him without any intended pushing. Pooooor fella.

Then he started to play the yellow ball and this time he really got bullied. There's even a video of it but I'm quite lazy to upload it cause this is not a Study Children Psychology Blog.

DING DONG~ A star is here! Who is it?

A new baby girl who is Jule's playmate because she is too young to bully him. rofl~

Jule sayanged her and gave her a peck on the cheek. ^^

Poked her too. @@'

And played the now abandoned ball with lil' missy pink dress.

"DRINK MORE WATER!!!" is what every parents never fail to shout about. Ha Ha.. I can still remember. I certainly still get a lot of that too!

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Around early evening, the kids took the fun outside the house to the pool:
I gave Julian this Frisbee and he threw it into the pool... )=

Uncle Quek came to the rescue! *fish, fish it out! Which kid doesn't love the pool.

Even I love the pool. And I love children too. ^^ That's why I have so many pictures of them. XD

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Here's the last part to this post. Julian's birthday was also the same day my article came out in Star Metro that Saturday:

HeHe..

Now give a BIG round of APPLAUSE to my MOM!!!!!

Me M&M's Beekeenee~

2009-05-26T08:50:00.001+08:00

Here comes a beekeenee post filled with lots of smiles! (((((:

These 3 are from Eri's camera :

In the making ...

Ops...

Uh Oh~ No wind. Could somebody please fart? LOL!

Apparently only Eri-the-photographer's one work. So I decided to just WEAR the bloody damn kain.

Ha Ha Ha!!! Bro Eu got so annoyed taking pictures for me, he did this to make fun of his sister.

Without the white cloth. Better known as Pareo.

M&M's anyone? *;)

The Coral Palace

2009-05-23T09:23:00.006+08:00

Finally I've got the free time to sit down in my cozy living room with my old laptop and type.

My living room is silent; only the faint sound of my fifth air cond blowing a persistent hum. This is the smell of home. The sensation of alone-ness. There's too much going on out there and what business is that for me to care, really.

I Twittered and Facebook this morning. Took a funny test Jere mentioned about 'Which Doraemon Character Are You' and this was my result (lol) :

It is very cute. You should try it and give yourself a laugh~!

My body feels so comfortable curling up in this nest. But as I fling my sight outside this balcony's corridor, my mind starts missing somethings. Places, not people. I can't do anything about it though because I am back, unless I write and rant my story to you, I feel heard and that feels tad a bit better.

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When I was in high school, I used to sleep at 3. If I were to ever sleep at 12 midnight, I wake up at 3 and study till dawn. This clearly explains why I have a phobia of dawn when it arrives. If I'm not mistaken, it is called Eosophobia.

However, I noticed that air flight tickets for damn early morning or freaking late night flights cost a lot cheaper. That is why Eri, Ruby, my brother Eugene and I, took the earliest flight down to Kota Bahru for our trip to Perhentian Island.

The phobia attacked when I was in shower (especially when I run the water above my head), but as soon as we get our asses into the cab, I fell in love with the sky...

The lights were amaaaazinggg and I always wondered how they felt like standing there shinning the dark empty highway leading to KLIA. If only lamps speak, I might wanna make a movie out of their story.

This is my brother, Eugene. Obviously he sat in front with the cab driver. And that's Eri's fingers poking in!

This, is Eri Peng. I shall not use words to describe our relationshop. lol~

Perhaps orange is the color for 'fiery excitement' and that's how us siblings ended up looking all sunshine without planning for it!

When we got on board :

WHEEE!!! High up up up!!! I lurrrve flying very much.

It's the feeling of being captured and taken away somewhere across the sky to another foreign place; where everything starts anew again and you don't know what's awaiting you. Be it good or bad, I am the type of person of enjoys enduring experiences in life.

As long as my life is not boring. And thank god this airline serves drinks (without us having to pay for too). Or I felt as if I was about to go deaf.

*** Pink guava juice! ***

Yum~ Yum~

Kopi (Peng) and Teh (O). No wonder we are best friends. Our surnames indicate coffee and tea!! Hahaha... I just realized that. Total awesomeness!

Eugene | Eri | Mee

Take us higher and furthur, wingos!

This patch of clouds looked exactly like my throw blanket I got from IKEA. @@

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Tim arranged a bus for us from KB to the jetty. The whole drive took about an hour and frankly, it was quite an entertaining ride because BAHA was there to tell us funny jokes!

Bukan jangan, tapi jange!

Sunnies and summer-like clay earings for me. ^^

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We were the FIRST few to reach the jetty. However, we were the LAST batch to board the motorboat. WHY??? Thanks to this Mr Dick Face :

Who had nothing better to do on a Labour Day.

It's funny how the Malaysia Marine Park Safety Crap NEVER appeared at the jetty except for public holidays. Apparently, these pigs, wanted us to bribe them just to OPEN the gate for us to hail a boat? HOW RIDICULOUS.

No wonder we were the last to get into the waiting area. We even needed some SELECTED people to RASUAH or SISIK them with MONEY! We can't do it ourselves.

Does the government hire them to do this? To get money from LOCAL TOURISTS just to OPEN the gate for them?? No. I don't think they even know this.

BIG ASS BITCH! May you burn that f**cking ugly ass in HELL.

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On the other hand, Baha was very kind. He treated us some minum at a side mamak as he felt bad for us having to wait for almost 4 HOURSSSS!!!!!

This was the paper Baha held when we first reached the airport. But this is not Baha! This is Eri.

Eugene bought a pair of blue beach pants but we kinda disliked the brand's name. I can't remember how funny it sounded like but here is Eri showing her motherly sewing skills to get rid of it. My silly brother was singing 'si shang zhi you mama hao...' as her scissors went snipping. HAHAHA!!!

I was fooling around with a cowboy hat.

And posing.

At about 2pm (we reached jetty at 10am mind you!), we finally got ourselves a boat driven by a young man named Sisik.

wOOhOO~! Blue sea adventure has started!

I spotted a Malay Pao Jing Tian. kakaka...

Just imagine a cute lil freshly painted, bright yellow ship floating on this surface. Do you see it? I did! (=

A big boulder which made me screamed 'TITANICCC!' when the boat 'cornered' out from Awana.

And my, oh my was I happy when we finally reached the island. Paradise Island should be it's name. After we checked-in to Ayumi and stripped to our swimming trunks, we galloped like horses to Tuna Bay for lunch.

They say a hungry man is an angry man. Ain't. That. True. Man.

Food felt as if Tarzan was just sent to catch some wild chickens. So the boy played with his cellphone, while the girls cam-whored like hungry cows. *mooo sexeh!!

Eri's gonna KILL ME for chopping her into HALF!!

Couldn't care less seriously. WHERE'S MY FOODDD!?

Wishing the cooks would imagined that they have ONLY 2 minutes to save the world...

I only took a picture of this tomyam as my lunch, as none of the food on this island is THAT spectacular. Sadly, despite it's dear price.

Wanna give it a go?; which book is read by Ruby, Eri, or Mee? If you guessed correctly, I say you can read personality bloody damn well and psycholgy is the next degree you should take.

Now it's BEACH TIME!

Printing feet.

Eri's pink ribbon of her Candy Beekeenee.

Head or Nipples?

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More pictures of my picturesque not-so-tooooootally-orange-beekeenee to annoy you...

Booby's sexc back!

Sand tattoo.

Full Cream Milk and friend Dutch Lady.

Charlie's Angels Common'~!

So this wass where my brother beeen :

Chillin' like a Saggitarious would.

But well, it's not like when 2 Scorpios and a Libra are around you could!!!

We dragged him to the sea.

I chose his pants. It says, BEER CLINIC. How cool is that?! rofl~

Asians are asians. We generally prefer sunset than the sun. Therefor, the 4 of us went SEA bathing instead of SUN bathing when dusk arrived. But here in my blog will you see pictures of my brother and I getting free massage sessions by Mother Nature's salty waves.

!!! BE AWARE of SAND entering your PANTS !!!

The sound of waves crashing will never sound the same even if you record it with the best recording device in the World. The only one way tho, is to remember it in your head. (((:

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Dinner was held at Cocohut together with the other divers. And there I met my friend-without-a-name again, because he can't speak nor talk...

Electricity went off half-way making everyone screamed because the poor generator couldn't afford to provide enough current for the many tourists at the island that holiday.

And I cut my feet by stepping into a palace of coral pieces. How romantic...

I miss the sun, sand, and the sea. The idea of such a lovely island makes me wanna sigh away all these troubles on such a lonely gloomy Sunday, here in this hall.....

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The Orange Beekeenee...

2009-05-22T19:02:00.007+08:00

...Fits Me Perfectly! =D

Here are some beekeenee pictures of me from Perhentian! The more picturesque ones are from Eri's camera...

Sigh~ Why can't I feel as happy and carefree in this city...?

Home is where the Heart is.

2009-05-21T10:30:00.004+08:00

Hello everyone,

I'm back!

Literally back home, as my own self, with my long, brown hair.

Ain't it good to feel like you just found yourself again? Thanks to my dad for his time to help me find this hair extension place at Shanghai, AND for waiting bout 4 hours WITHOUT a single sulk on his face?

And guess what; he waited from 10pm to 2am! (yes the salons in China open till very late at night)

Sometimes I think you don't need a boyfriend if you have such a cool, awesome dad! haha~ (((:

Now facial comes first. My tonnes of pictures will have to wait and so do you! I miss blogging and here's a round of applause for Eri and Jere. *clap claps*

See ya when I'm 'back'~!

Sound of...

2009-05-19T00:21:00.004+08:00

I've decided to post up the videos instead bcos I know that Cindy's gonna bomb her blog with perhentian photos. Wait la till she's back..

Ish woman, faster come back can? :-(

no one is reading your blog already bcos you invited one lousy blogger, like me, to blog for you. /faint

No la, actually i would love to share the pics with you all, but there's just too many to resize & edit. next time maybe...

so yeah, here's the video... enjoy... (!!)

select HQ to watch in High Quality...

don't worry haters, you won't see me blogging here anymore, I guess.

*waves

Eri

p/s: the vlogs are just for fun, we are not really b***hing... weare like a joker there.. yeah

This is the sexiest post ever.

2009-05-17T00:37:00.004+08:00

Hi there.

The name is Jeremy and I've been commissioned by the ever-lovable Cindy to share some of the awesomeness that is me on this blog.

Ah. If only that were true.

The truth is, she just needed somebody to fill in for her while she's away seeing the Chinese sights.

Now here I am.

So. How you been? Read any good books lately?

*whistles*

Oh. You're expecting me to show you something?

Pffft. What am I? A performing monkey? No wait. Don't answer that.

Okay. So you're here to read about Cindy. Well, lucky for you, I generally have the inside scoop. I know things about her that people will pay good money to find out. And today, I shall share. Let's begin shall we? *insert creepy music with maniacal laughter*

I have compiled everything into a top 10 list. The TOP TEN THINGS YOU DO NOT KNOW ABOUT CINDY TEY!

10. Cindy is actually an avid gamer. She plays video games like nobody's business. She could whoop your ass at Street Fighter better than a Jap kid with too much allowance.

9. She is a connoisseur of food. Loves kimchi, caviar and of course the perpetually classy maggi mee.

8. She occasionally talks in her sleep and refers to herself as Princess Regina Von Huffleheimer.

7. Had a teddy bear named "Bearuang". Had him since she was 7 years old. Even though the bear was lost in a horrible accident involving the neighbour boy and a pair of scissors, she keeps a shrine dedicated to him in her room.

6. Loves her pop music. But her secret passion lies for the exquisite genre of polka.

5. Has a reoccuring nightmare about how she is trapped in a shopping mall, with an unlimited amount of money for clothes, BUT THERE IS NOBODY AT THE COUNTER FOR HER TO PAY TO.

4. Holds the world record for making a person wait. The actual amount of time is not confirmed yet, because he's been waiting since their high school prom, and she'll be ready to come down in juuuuuuuuuust another 5 minutes.

3. During her free time, she likes to stand on her head. She does this because it helps give her a different perspective on life.

2. Believes that french fries should not be eaten with ketchup or chilli sauce. The condiment of choice is always tabasco.

AND FINALLY:

1: She is going to come back from China and regret ever asking me to post for her.

And there you have it.

Now some parts of the list are true. Some are not. Except for number one, which is really a prophecy.

If you don't hear of me ever again, it's because she's killed me for a blog post. Probably because it
didn't include pictures.

What? You want some pictures too? Ugh. Okay

Here:
It's an apple Cindy ate.

Jere

I'm BACK! - The Things Between US

2009-05-15T21:26:00.009+08:00

hey all, i'm back from Shanghai!

just to share with you... I can online here @ Shanghai... Hahaha!

I'm just kidding, I'm still at Shanghai, enjoying my holidays with my family!

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I'm not Tey Cindy / Cindy Tey / Jadezheng.com

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I'm Cindy's handsome Eri Peng

Crap, just ignore what I've written earlier lah...

Alright, I was forced by Cindy that I have to do this post simply because she's away and nobody can update her blog except the pretty Jeremy and I.. ok, I'm kidding again T_T

so yeah, what should I blog about?

come on.. gimme some ideas... ideas come. come come wtf

Ok, I think i know what should I blog about..

like how I met this girl !

It was back in 2005...

when i first enrolled this Performing Arts course at Sunway Uni College..

every Thursday (was it Thursday?) we had to have a general meeting, not really general meeting lah, but it's more like, the whole school of dept. of performance + media have to gather at Roof Top Theatre (RTT) and to talk about what's happening in the school.. etc..

& I saw this girl stood in the corner; dressed in pink, she has this extreme long barbie hairstyle, and she's quite loud. She kinda made me go to her and say 'Hi'. No actually, she didn't.

Her name is Tey Cindy.

f***, we looked damn CACAT last time

ok la, the end!

thats how we met, yeah, met @ college and we're very close since then, though we don't hang out that much, but we know, there's something special that cannot describe, between, US. nabeh, i sounded so les.

seriously, Cindy! the moment you asked me to blog things between us, like how we met n etc... I was speechless, because all i know, and all that I have in my memory. it was all, images that's without words - like, no words can describe our friendship kind-of-thing. hahaha!!!

we talk, we laugh, we listen, we read, we think, we shop, the time spent together, we can do almost everything together, but we don't sex together wtf.

ok, scandal pic... :P

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see, we kissed! but we just don't sex together, trust me, hrmpf!

s***, running out of things to say... help!

Oh, and Cindy said that she's gonna get me a souvenir from Shanghai,

and you know what she's gonna get for me? a CHINA man, she said.

NABEH, Cindy!

do I deserve ONLY a CHINA man?

back to topic, i'm seriously running our things to say lah..

OH! look, i found this picture of us...

me, ubi kentang and cindy.. -_-" you-dont-wanna-see-me-in-this-pic..probably not me here at all!

another picture...

people asked me why didn't I blog abt Cindy when she was in the competition.
I don't show support to my friend by simply blog about how good / glamourous they are.
I have my own way to show my support & the most important thing is, she knows that I'm here to support her, no matter what's going to happen. : ))

this picture was taken last year, during my 21st bday celebration.

3 weeks ago, we went to Perhentian Island together, it was our first time traveling together.

oh, i have a lot of Perhentian pictures to share.. anyone wanna see them??

sesiapa nak tengok gambar, sila angkat kaki dan tangan anda!

to ,
Eri

p/s: next post -- bikini post or bikini vlog? Hrmppfff!

A Life Like This is a Kind of Life.

2009-05-13T00:07:00.001+08:00

In a couple of hours time, I'll be in Shanghai. Walking in the midst of busy Chinese; holding hand in hand with my Hokkien family - amah, gugu, me, Eu, dad, and mum... just so we don't get lost! But hopefully NOT together with a bunch of old people from the same hometown as mine (cause we're joining a tour), trailing behind us. *GASPS*

Sigh~ Why must it be always old people who join tours. Why can't young people accompany me too?!

But anyways. Since I can't assure you how often I can go online there, I would assume the worst; which is that I couldn't. Having that said, I've decided to post an entry based on events and pictures so that the comments you give won't require much answering. Unlike a makeup post. Okay?

So here we go!

Heineken's 'A Night in Rome'.
Frankly speaking, I did not feel Rome at all. It's too green! I felt Hulk-ish. RAR!!!

Bump into my ex colleagues from 98.8 FM; Yeow Hui and Edmund. =DDDDD

Man, another ex colleague of mine, was there too and she was sooo kind and friendly to me! It could be just me; but I honestly felt that colleagues are not your colleagues anymore once you don't work together under one roof! They become your FRIENDS.

KY | Me | Horng | Robb | Huai Bin - with a bottle of Heineken each.

The pretty fun part about this event was when this two siblings DJs from OZ started spinning their indie music. *yummyliciousss

Looking at this picture of them reminds me of the next event; which is:

Nike's Summerdelic.
The colors felt so summerish they looked like they were gonna spring out anytime soon and make friends with the crowd!

I call this the 'Romantic Dress'. ^^

The shoes are as colorful as the food are as colorful as the shoes.

Summer Cuppies!!!

Made friends with Eri's photographer-kaki mates. I basically waited for almost 10 hours there. I'm joking. For almost 2 hourss?

Thank God the emcees were doing a good job hyping 'it' up or I'll..... =x

Ean and Rudy from Hitz dot FM.

Malaysian Lady GaGa climbing here and there.

There were pole dancing performances like this by cute boys and hot chicks.

Climb! Climb!!

When I say "FU", you say "YOH" --- "FU YOH"!!!

Cheerleaders from Malaysia's High School Musical 5 Fan Club. (No that doesn't exists, HSM fans)

The end of the event felt like a spilling rainbow; without the pot of gold raining coins.

This one is NuffNang's Star Trek movie premier.

Thanks Bin Bin, for the ticket. Sorry I kept dozing off!!! Haha~

This final event is infused with 100% toxic and 100% elixir. It is the LG Launch Bloggers Event!

Red on red on red. Can you see me?! @@

Inside the bar where the event was going on...

Check out my sexc devilish Scorpion tail, baybeh~ Are you stung?? hahaha...

However, you certainly can't even try to be evil when there's an angel like this standing next to you. To me, Carol was the real angel there; in and out. (:

Yatz has his long pony tail as his halo. 'I can feel your halo halo halo~'

Nicholas is definitely a result of Angels and Demons. HAHAHA!!! Look; he wore white and owns a pair of black horns at the same time! ;P

Zeus was the most good looking guy there I suppose. Once we took this picture, a paradise of girls started to blind him with flashes.

I took picture with a boyband! A fake boyband! A real bloggerband!

Red Mummy was SUPER GORGEOUS and I LOVE her makeup! She deserves to win the TV.

Ruby bOOby in her killer red silk cheongsam. *um mmm~!

The beautiful Princess Isabella who owns a closet.

Fair and lovely Tzia is so sweeeeettt!!! I like her!

Cute Hitomi - you were very friendly and down-to-earth. *hearts!

Ee Ching and friend - both looking nice and decent in white and black.

If men kill with guns, women kill with looks. Which is better? hahaha!

The happy-go-lucky bar tenders who asked for their picture to be taken. *awww...

And here's a double awww. These 3 fellas in their best clothes had to push their car on a Friday night; just before they reach the club. ROFL. While Ruby and I.....

Went QUATTRO!!!!!

Poor ~~Mancis~~ Francis. Tetek pun kena cubit.

That's all for today, folkies. I gotta continue packing. Perhaps catch some sleep; before the Dream Catcher catches me~ Wish me a safe flight to Shanghai!

p/s: This blog will still be updated as usual by the pretty Jeremy Teo and handsome Eri Peng. Have fun!

doesn't Mother Nature deserves Mother's Day too?

2009-05-11T10:12:00.006+08:00

Does anyone remember Earth Hour? Of course you do; because everyday at any time should be earth hour, no??

Hello Mother Nature. Happy Mother's Day!!! I think everyone has forgotten about you.

This was how I celebrated Earth Hour. I know this post is a bit late, but Mother's Day has given me the perfect opportunity to write this as a HMD gift for Mother Nature!

@ Mont Kiara's Fun Zone.

The emcee was so semangat when it comes to selecting his costume pieces. He looks like a Hip Hop tree. =/

A lot of children took part; but mostly Koreans...

Plant a tree today, folks~! I have Mr Aloe and Miss Vera at home. Hehe!! =D

Jeremy and I were there too early so we took a walk around that area and we found a nice, fiery, fury, fountain!

TADAA!!

Super Ultraman kacukan Power Rangers!!! He must have thought he was (super) duperly awesome...

We had some FREE Rojak from Earth's party too~

And finally the event itself started.

Despite all the sempit hempitan, we managed to make way for ourselves to the front quite easily.

Basically, this event was driven by the many drum performances by lovely, friendly students.

This was the first.

And the second one; which feels exactly like it took about 1/2 an hour to end. *gua gua gua~

But anyway... We both had fun and!

Happy Mother's Day, Earth!!! & Happy Belated Earth Hour! This post is here for a reason, and the reason is... YOU. (((((:

Seventh Heaven

2009-05-09T02:57:00.002+08:00

There's a girl I know who doesn't believe in trying or eating the same thing twice because according to her, we only live once and there are so many things out there that we can't even finish trying! Therefore, we should try as many variety of F.O.O.D as we can, as long as we live.

That girl, is actually me. (=

However, if a place could make me wanna go there TWICE, I dare say there must be something special or good about it. Be it the food, ambiance, service, or simply just the location; if I want to go there again, I think these places deserve to be shared with you.

1. Shin Chan Ramen

Shin Chan Ramen located at Solaris, Mt Kiara. It is 2 rows in front of Cold Storage and it looks like this:

Welcome~!

This is a huge ass sweating ball. You'll know what I mean when you get there.

There's a comic section in front of the restaurant for comic lovers. (=

And aloooooooooha~ The Menu!

There is a page with Ramen pictures like the above. I would suggest to go for the ones with Japanese words printed ON it.

This is their signature Beef Ramen; which tastes absolutely tasty!

While this is one bowl of awesome stuff! What I find special about it is the butter. A piece of butter will be given to be dissolved into this sweet, rich broth.

2. Fusion Heaven

Wore Pretty in Pink to visit Heaven. (kononnya lah)

This restaurant was once introduced by our very own local TV show, Ho Chiak!

Check out this MANGO SALAD. There's even a VIDEO made out of it!

Ain't it like a flower? Hear it CRACKS!!! ^^

It is light yet creamy, sweet yet tangy. Be you born a boy or a girl, you'll enjoy savouring this piece of fresh art.

There is a wide spread of fusion varieties for you to choose from and they all look very sunny and colorful!

This is a fusion of Russian and Italian. Special noh?

Hot Chocolate Fudge with Ice Cream~! SCREAM!!!!! It is too good to believe and it's pretty cheap.

I guess I truly went to heaven. Hehe!!

3. Jesus I wish I could remember this place's name but I couldn't. What a shame, but I really like this place.

Wake up one Sunday morning and come HERE! This cafe' is located at Solaris, Mt Kiara.

I just fell in love at first sight with this Hollywood design cafe'.

Such lovely, lovely, breakfast platter of toasts and butter, scramble eggs, crispy bacons, sauté' mushrooms, and a heart shape pancake with maple syrup?! :DDD

If you (ever) wondered what my first choice is when it comes to beverages, it is none other than hot soy. I never fail to order hot soy if they have it; which they always don't. )=

Does eating good food and being happy make hair grows longer? lol!

4. Jarrod and Rawlins (ahhh~ we all know this one)

But I ONLY go to the one near HELP College where you pick your own sausages downstairs...

And dine outdoors with great, sexc, ambiance.

My Sangria (means bloody) and the ever smooth Kill Kenny.

Truly mesmerized by the magical wine punch mixture with a twist of Spain and Portugal.

Oohh yeah, it feels like THIS!

I. LOVE. RED. MEAT. I'm like a man, man!

Trust me, I eat like a man.

5. Fong Lye @ Gardens

Just like J&R, Fong Lye has a few branches; including Desa Sri Hartamas. (J&R has a branch there as well.) I only go to the one at Gardens because only there, they serve desserts.

Hello tea~!

Tea here is pretty ex lorrr...

Food here comes in sets and I, personally think that you can actually share a set with a friend so that you have space for dessert. The dessert here, must NOT be missed!

This is a Taiwanese Meatball - PLEASE DON'T ORDER. Not that good.

Remember to try the orange color sweet potato balls! (Sorry no picture)

6. Udang King @ Mt Kiara

Easy name to remember? Not an easy place to find.

Find Mt Kiara Coffee Bean and go down further a lil'. Udang King is hidden inside a condominum opposite Wendy's.

What's Udang King if you don't order prawns?!

But if you are allergic to seafood, you can also go for the beef. It tastes equally nice.

ABC.

7. Our last stop for the day; M.O.F. specializing in Japanese Dessert.

My advice to you when you come here is not to be too GREEDY.

Because everything here is just too TEMPTING!

Let's start.

This is a MUST. You don't order this = You DIE. It is just too good to be true! Taste, texture, and even temperature - You got it all.

This one is so-so only. It is made out of the same ingredients as the first dessert but without the hot sweet potato bolsters; while the mochi balls are a bit too hard. =/

I only admire the texture of this morsel. Taste wise... not so much.

This one is good. Two thumbs UP!!

Believe it or not, I ordered all these at one go. Greedy. Lured by the Sugar Devil. And at the end of the whole dessert session, I'm pretty sure it wasn't contented my stomach was feeling but displeasure and discomfortness. Sigh~

Too much of any thing is never good baby. And remember, you are what you eat! *;)